June 2012
i was so skinny like 4 months ago
what the hell
i’m never eating again
why aren’t gay people allowed to get married
but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums
May 2012
i need to lose like 20lbs in a day
any ideas
no?
ok
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move to Ballarat in 1854
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
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they used a kanye west song in the great gatsby trailer because when I think f. scott fitzgerald my first thought is kanye west
America: where being gay is a choice and obesity is genetic
how do you lose weight by tomorrow
